The Tradition that is the Wedding Ring

In a world where intermittent fasting or even avocado toast can become a trend, one tradition dating back thousands of years ago still stands strong. The Wedding Band, it may not shine as bright as your grandmothers Sunday dinner silverware; but revered in the same way as it also gets passed down to the favorite grandchild. It's not just a shiny piece of metal; it's a symbol of eternal love, commitment, and the occasional acceptance of farting while you are hogging the remote. So let me analyze this this a little further and uncover why we're all rocking these circles of commitment.

Unity, Schmunity!

Sure, the wedding band symbolizes unity and commitment, but let's be real; it's also the ultimate accessory for the "taken" crowd. It's like wearing a sign that says, "Back off, this hottie is off the market!" Plus, who doesn't love flashing some bling that says, “I’ve got my Ride or Die and we can weather any storm. "I've got my forever wedding date, my partner in crime, and we're in it for the long haul"?

History Lesson: Ancient Egyptians Had Style

Thousands of years ago, ancient Egyptians were all about the bling, too. They rocked wedding bands as a symbol of eternal love, it was even believed that the fourth finger on the left hand had a direct line to the heart. So who knew you were actually tugging on your Dads heart string when he asked you to pull his finger. 

Keeping Up with the Joneses (and Your Great-Grandma)

Wearing a wedding band isn't just about showing off your love; it's also about keeping up with tradition. It's like joining an exclusive club of married folk, where the membership card is a sparkly piece of jewelry. Plus, rocking a wedding band connects you to generations past, reminding you that you're not just part of a couple; you're part of a legacy.

Love, Laughter, and a Subtle Reminder

Let's face it, life can get crazy, and sometimes we need a little reminder of the lovey-dovey promises we made on our wedding day. Enter the wedding band: the ultimate wingman for keeping those vows top of mind. Whether it's a subtle glance at your ring during a heated pointless argument, a 6:37pm cell phone alarm reminder to appreciate your wife (I don’t personally “need” a reminder, I just like being reminded) or continuously tapping of your ring in your cubicle at work. Your wedding band is there to keep the romance alive; even when you accidentally forget a special event or piece of relationship history, from when you were chasing each other trying to figure out if they were the one.

So, there you have it, the scoop on why we wear wedding bands. From ancient traditions to modern-day bling, these little circles of commitment are more than just jewelry; they're a symbol of love, unity, and the occasional "I swear I didn't know you were sleeping when I watched the next episode of the show we were binge watching. So, here's to rocking your wedding band with pride—and maybe a little extra sparkle!